Q : I signed up to a forum but I didn't get the confirmation email.
A : You put in the wrong email address, idiot.
Q : When I click on a url it opens twice.
A : You only need to click on a url once, retard.
Q : My bank sent me an email asking me to verify my details, when I submitted them I was directed to a search engine page, is that right?
A : Yes. Also, someone in Russia is now shopping until their hearts content, at your expense. Well done.
Q : I opened an attachment that said it had my bank details in but the file did nothing when I ran it.
A : Never mind, you now have a multitude of viruses on your computer and someone in Russia is now using your computer to advertise various porn sites, oh and they are logging everything you type as well.
Q : I went to a web site and it said I needed to install the flash plug-in, what do I do?
A : Install the flash plug-in you twat.
Q : I can't view any web sites, in fact I don't seem to be able to do anything on the internet.
A : You are using AOL.
Q : I'm trying to play a new 3D game but it runs very slowly, why?
A : You're still using the computer you bought in 1991.
Q : I searched for 'porn' on a search engine, but ever since I went to it I have found various icons on my computer, and my internet connection seems slow.
A : Never mind, you now have a multitude of viruses on your computer and someone in Russia is now using your computer to advertise various porn sites, oh and they are logging everything you type as well.
Q : I typed www.microsoft.com into my browser but the site didn't load, why?
A : You searched for www.microsoft.com wanker.
Q : My computer just shows a black screen, why?
A : Turn it on.
Q : I set my password as johndoe for a forum, but when I try to log in it says my password is wrong, why?
A : You are probably still learning to type or maybe you have fingers so fat that you press 3 keys instead of 1, your password is actually JKONBHDEOE (oh yeah, you also had caps lock on).
Q : My computer is constantly crashing, all I did was...
A : Just fuck off.
Q : I have a Pentium 4 with 200 gigs of RAM and an ATI disk drive, how do I...
A : Same as above.
Q : I know how to use a computer but..
A : No you don't.

Q : I can't view any web sites, in fact I don't seem to be able to do anything on the internet.
A : You are using AOL.

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